Category: Ways

You can not get pregnant if a man sticks his tongue inside you… unless he then follows it with his penis. — I feel a strange need to make certain that none of my readers here are planning on having sex with zombies. Sex with zombies can be hazardous for your health, and under no…

You can not get pregnant by setting your clothing on fire. — In fact, have no idea why someone might think you could get pregnant this way. Maybe they’d been watching too much science fiction and were imagining semen infested smoke curling up from a young man’s soiled pants and entering the womb of his…

If you give someone a blow job, make out with him, and then he goes down on you… it will not make you pregnant. — I suppose that if you held the semen in your mouth, passed it to his mouth, and then he tried to spit it up into you like a whale shooting…

You can not get pregnant by dry humping through clothes. – In order for sperm to get anywhere they need moisture and really quite a bit of it. So, is it conceivable that a sperm could make it through four layers of cloth, the folds of the vulva, the vagina, uterus, and fallopian tube to…

You can not get pregnant by making out and rolling around on the floor. — Kissing can cause numerous health problems – the common cold, chapped lips, swine flu, herpes – but there is no way that it can put a bun in your oven. The only buns that get in your body via your…

You can not get pregnant if a guy eats you out. — Unless, perhaps, he ejaculated, took the semen into his mouth, and then spit it into your vagina like a trained seal. Therefore, if you see a guy drinking his own semen and then spitting it out in a fountain across the room you…

You can not get pregnant if a guy goes to the bathroom, comes back, and touches you. — Even if that guy peed on his own hands and then he returned to rub his urine covered hands all over your hot naked body. Even if he clasped your hands in his cold clammy fingers, pleaded…

You can not get pregnant by drinking sperm — Semen is like a warm and not particularly tasty high-protein shake. Drinking it won’t make you pregnant, but it could make you a bit nauseated…. so don’t down a cup of sperm every day before breakfast or you might mistake your queasiness for morning sickness. Explanation…

You can not get pregnant from a cucumber*. — It doesn’t matter if you eat the cucumber, mash the cucumber up and give yourself a facial, or have really hot sex with the cucumber – vegetables can not get you pregnant. Explanation for why you can not get pregnant with a cucumber: Cucumbers don’t have…

You can not get pregnant by sitting on a toilet that happens to have a condom in it. — You can not even get pregnant by sitting on a condom directly. If there is semen inside the condom it is inside the condom, and even if some happens to be on the outside the odds…