You can not get pregnant by drinking sperm — Semen is like a warm and not particularly tasty high-protein shake. Drinking it won’t make you pregnant, but it could make you a bit nauseated…. so don’t down a cup of sperm every day before breakfast or you might mistake your queasiness for morning sickness. Explanation…
Month: September 2009
#13
You can not get pregnant from a cucumber*. — It doesn’t matter if you eat the cucumber, mash the cucumber up and give yourself a facial, or have really hot sex with the cucumber – vegetables can not get you pregnant. Explanation for why you can not get pregnant with a cucumber: Cucumbers don’t have…
#12
You can not get pregnant by sitting on a toilet that happens to have a condom in it. — You can not even get pregnant by sitting on a condom directly. If there is semen inside the condom it is inside the condom, and even if some happens to be on the outside the odds…
#11
You can not get pregnant if someone pees in your mouth. — I really hope this isn’t what my mother was thinking about when she used to call me a “potty mouth” Explanation for why you can not get pregnant by imbibing filtered water straight from the pump: Urine doesn’t have sperm in it. Without…