You can’t get pregnant if your boyfriend cleans himself up with a tissue after he ejaculates, you pick up that tissue to throw it away, and a few hours later you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself. Not even if, in all that time, you haven’t washed your hands. — For gods sake, though,…
Month: March 2009
#3
You can not get pregnant from a “facial”* — *A “facial”, in this context, is when a man ejaculates on his partner’s face. That having been said, cucumber salt scrub is also incapable of making a woman pregnant. Plus, you shouldn’t eat it on your salad, no matter how good it smells. Live and learn….
#2
You can not get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat. — … unless there is a man underneath you on that toilet seat and you are having sex with him – vaginal intercourse, to be precise, where there are no condoms or other forms of birth control in use. Personally, I think there are…
#1
You can not get pregnant if your partner has been using a condom correctly, it doesn’t break, and you’re on the pill. — The sheer impossibility of it is kind of fun to picture. Imagine, if you will, a bunch of sperm banging their fists on the glass window of a really hip (get it?)…
Who We Are
101 Ways You Can’t Get Pregnant is the brainchild of two sex educators – Elizabeth Boskey and Jessica Mesick – who wanted to find a humorous way to address the questions they get every day. In a few days, after we get up and rolling, we’re going to be sharing with you all the ways…