You can not get pregnant if you are wearing underwear and a sanitary napkin, your boyfriend is wearing underwear, and you rub up against each other until he comes in an explosion of unbridled desire.
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The presence or absence of a bra has no effect on the probability of a pregnancy… unless it’s a really GOOD bra. As anyone who has worn one has certainly learned, a really good bra can have disinhibiting effects on a woman’s sense of self restraint. Proper support and a nice bit of uplift, combined with some really sexy lace, have been known to make some women feel so fabulous about themselves that they start picking up men on the street corners and having impromptu, unprotected sex. Having a good boob day is a truly dangerous thing… almost as effective for acquiring new sex partners as pink satin bunny ears.
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Explanation for why you can’t get pregnant when well padded
Sperm need to get up through your cervix if you’re going to get pregnant. There is no conceivable way that the little swimmers are going to be able to climb through two layers of cloth and a sanitary napkin. Sperm don’t carry shovels… or ladders. They have neither backpacks nor hands.
What if you and your boyfriend are making out and he urinated a few minutes beforehand and you touch some of the precum on his pants and then go to the bathroom and touch the outside of your vagina by accident? This happened a few months ago and my periods have come (the last one was about two weeks late but I did travel extensively and have a lot of stress) but have been irregular.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but everywhere I look says something different. I’ve since broken up with the boy (almost two months ago) and can’t get it out of my head.
Diane,
Something like that is not going to get you pregnant, but you need to think about why – at two months – you haven’t taken a pregnancy test to just make yourself feel better.
I don’t know either…I don’t even know why I’m scared, especially since I’ve had my period several times. I’m scared it’ll be something freaky and come out positive. It’s not even like I masturbated or anything…my finger might’ve just accidentally touched it when I went to the bathroom. Thank you.
Hi, I’m just wondering how sensitive are sperm? When do they start dying if they are not inside the vagina? Can sperm live without the semen?
thanks.
can you get pregnant if you and your boyfriend are naked and he circles his wet penis on your clitoris or urethra?
Elizabeth ,
I’ve done a stupid thing approximately 1 week ago . I touched my boyfriend’s penis , and his sperm spill on my hand without washing about 10 minutes. Can sperm get into virgin through skin ? How long the sperm can lives outside of the body ?Thanks !
Can you get pregnant if you are fully clothed and he is naked and you rub against each other?
hey, I was wondering, me and my gf were dry humping and I culled, at the time o had thin boxers on, and she had tights and pants, is there a chance she is pregnant? even if the sperm got close to her vagina?
my boyfriend had one layer of trousers on and i had none and he put it straight in could that get me pregant ??