You can not get pregnant by humping a pillow with your clothing on*.
You also can not get pregnant by humping a pillow with your clothing off.
In fact, you can not get pregnant by humping any inanimate object, unless it is so coated in still-wet human semen that some can survive long enough to get inside of you.
Explanation for why you can’t get pregnant by humping a pillow – naked or clothed:
Sexual pleasure doesn’t get you pregnant. Orgasm doesn’t get you pregnant. The only thing that can get you pregnant is exposure to living sperm, which have to enter your vagina, swim up through your cervix, and find a viable egg to fertilize. If a sexual activity doesn’t expose you to sperm, it can’t get you pregnant.
Sexual activities that don’t expose you to sperm can still give you STDs, but you’re at no risk from an STD when you’re humping a clean pillowcase, or any other clean object, with your clothes on.
*Yes, this was a real question.
8 thoughts on “#29”
Can i get pregnant if i humped a pillow and a bathroom sink with my clothes on? And also if i touched myself but with my clothes on? Can i get pregnant?
This was already answered: http://www.101waysyoucantgetpregnant.com/2012/02/10/29/
What if you never had sex in your life and you finger yourself all the time and now your not getting you period and you think you might be and your scared?
Touching yourself can not get you pregnant. Pregnancy requires sperm.
i had sex with my boyfriend then i licked his penis very good alot of times then he stuck his penis in me again can i get pregnant??
Yes. You had sex with your boyfriend. That is a way that you can get pregnant, whether or not you licked his penis afterward/before.