You can not get pregnant if a guy goes to the bathroom, comes back, and touches you. — Even if that guy peed on his own hands and then he returned to rub his urine covered hands all over your hot naked body. Even if he clasped your hands in his cold clammy fingers, pleaded…
Author: Elizabeth
For every rule, there is an exception…
Apparently if, after a day of starving* yourself right as you’re ovulating, you give your boyfriend oral sex and then almost immediately get stabbed in the abdomen in such a way that the contents of your stomach merge with your uterus before the stomach acid has a chance to kill the sperm … there may…
PSA: Jumping Jacks Are Not Contraceptives
The Question: “Is it true that you can’t get pregnant if you get up and jump around after sex?” My Answer: No. An Addendum From The Fabulous Erika: Like salmon, sperm are perfectly capable of spawning by swimming upstream. Spelling It Out in Plain English: You can still get pregnant if you jump up and…
#14
You can not get pregnant by drinking sperm — Semen is like a warm and not particularly tasty high-protein shake. Drinking it won’t make you pregnant, but it could make you a bit nauseated…. so don’t down a cup of sperm every day before breakfast or you might mistake your queasiness for morning sickness. Explanation…
#13
You can not get pregnant from a cucumber*. — It doesn’t matter if you eat the cucumber, mash the cucumber up and give yourself a facial, or have really hot sex with the cucumber – vegetables can not get you pregnant. Explanation for why you can not get pregnant with a cucumber: Cucumbers don’t have…
#12
You can not get pregnant by sitting on a toilet that happens to have a condom in it. — You can not even get pregnant by sitting on a condom directly. If there is semen inside the condom it is inside the condom, and even if some happens to be on the outside the odds…
#11
You can not get pregnant if someone pees in your mouth. — I really hope this isn’t what my mother was thinking about when she used to call me a “potty mouth” Explanation for why you can not get pregnant by imbibing filtered water straight from the pump: Urine doesn’t have sperm in it. Without…
In case you were wondering…
Almost every post on this website is taken directly from a real question from a real young woman who is terrified that she might have become pregnant… and that her life might be over. It’s easy to laugh at the thought that anyone could honestly believe that something like getting sperm on your jeans could…
#10
You can not get pregnant from taking a shower with a man. — Taking a bath, or a shower, together is quite literally “Good, Clean Fun.” Having sex in the shower or bath, however, is another thing entirely… Explanation for why you can not get pregnant by going scrub a dub dub with a man…
#9
You can not get pregnant by picking up a condom. — You can grab it with your toes… You can sniff it up with your nose… You can pinch it with your fingers… You can squeeze it like a wringer… But unless you are picking up that condom with your vagina there’s no chance it’s…