Category: Ways

You can not get pregnant by being in the general vicinity of a guy who is masturbating. — This is particularly true if you are wearing underwear. The sperm can not magically fly through the air, sneak under the leg of your panties, and find their way into your vagina. Unlike many popular brands of…

You can not get by putting your finger inside your body*. — Other things that you can put inside your body with no risk of pregnancy: A dildo or vibrator A pen A fruit or vegetable Someone else’s finger A tongue Alien artifacts In fact, the only things that you can put inside your body…

You can not get pregnant by humping a pillow with your clothing on*. — You also can not get pregnant by humping a pillow with your clothing off. In fact, you can not get pregnant by humping any inanimate object, unless it is so coated in still-wet human semen that some can survive long enough…

You can not get pregnant if you get semen on your hands, wash them thoroughly with soap and water, and then finger yourself. — Given some of the questions that I get, I want to congratulate the many of you* who have asked me this question for having a solid grasp of good hygiene. Thank…

You can not get pregnant by swallowing someone else’s saliva. — You could drink saliva by the gallon and while it might make you nauseated in a way that, theoretically, could simulate morning sickness, it would not make you pregnant. For the record: the simulation of morning sickness would be more accurate if you drank…

You can not get pregnant by masturbating. — You can not even get pregnant by masturbating someone else. More importantly, if someone gives you a pregnancy test there is absolutely no way for them to know if you have been masturbating. Pregnancy tests are not masturbation detectors. Pregnancy tests are pregnancy detectors. People can also…

You can not get pregnant if you give a guy a hand job, tissue off your hand, do a bunch of stuff, and eventually end up going to the bathroom and wipe yourself with your formally erotically charged hand – even if you aren’t holding a piece of toilet paper at the time. — Although…

If a man has ejaculated on the floor of a shower, and then you go take a shower and sit on the floor, you’re not going to get pregnant. — Drains are not the Super Sekrit entrance to your vagina. When the semen slowly swirls down the pipes into the sewer system, it does not…

You can not get pregnant from petting a dog that may or may not have had the misfortune of lying in a bed covered with your brother’s ejaculate*. — You also can not get pregnant petting a cat that may have been covered in semen… or a gerbil… or a fish. Even if you go…

You can not get pregnant if you are wearing underwear and a sanitary napkin, your boyfriend is wearing underwear, and you rub up against each other until he comes in an explosion of unbridled desire. — The presence or absence of a bra has no effect on the probability of a pregnancy… unless it’s a…